Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

consultingvillainess:

full-time-avenger:

• YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
• put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite

• YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
• carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired

• OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
• broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

• WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
• collection of politely worded love letters.

 #So basically if Tom Hiddleston was a rapper

I’m 100% done with tumblr and Tom Hiddleston XD