Apocryphal Espadrille: holy shit the finalgear forum is amazing

hypnophilia:

As to James May’s method of shopping
– from his Telegraph column 19/04/2008

So unlike most modern men, I don’t really go in for this “clothes shopping” thing. But once a year or so, I am forced onto the streets of hell to buy some new threads.

Here’s how the retail experience generally…