The new movie,”ParaNorman” features the first openly gay character in an animated movie, and conservatives are not happy about it. The character in question, Mitch, is a muscled jock who doesn’t lisp, mince around, or use the phrase “Hey gurrrl”.

“It’s a time-honored technique of the gay community to hide the fact that a character is gay until the audience has developed a real affinity for him/her, then catch the audience off-guard by divulging that the character is gay. Mitch kicks a zombie’s head for a mile, then reacts with amazement at his own strength.” –William Bigelow of Beitbart.com

Apparently gay characters can only either be flaming stereotypes or assholes.

I LOVED THIS it was hilarious the girl asked if she could go out with him and he’s like “yeah you can totally join me and my boyfriend” and the entire theater just choked on their popcorn it was so great and unexpected

Okay, I need to see this.

Legitimately one of my favorite moments/lines in the movie.

Mitch was awesome.

Oh… wow. I need to see this movie for that alone now.

It’s a great movie.

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